pemberleyintern:

Oh, well played.

(Source: blake-wyatt, via edwardspoonhands)

humansofnewyork:

"I was on a magazine cover. Do you want to see?""Absolutely."

humansofnewyork:

"I was on a magazine cover. Do you want to see?"
"Absolutely."

humansofnewyork:

"I want her to be halfway trusting, but not so much so."

humansofnewyork:

"I want her to be halfway trusting, but not so much so."

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

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Tags: cw rap

dajo42:

"it’s just a phase"
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

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shiemiofficial:

when your crush walks by and you tell your friends to act natural

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"The female doesn’t want a rich man, or a handsome man, or even a poet. She wants a man who understands her eyes if she gets sad, and points to his chest and says, ‘Here is your home country.’"

— Nizar Qabbani  (via thesoutherly)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via ichibankireinawatashi)

hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

(Source: dumbledoreisabamf, via winnielest)

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

szaleniec1000:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Here’s more. And [physics of legolas eyes] may be the strangest Google search I’ve ever done, and that’s saying something.

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Good news bad news best news

sparkafterdark:

The good news:

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 I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

The best news:

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I am the anime now

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(Source: super-slurpees, via david)

david:

“Don’t worry little guys. You’re safe with me.”

david:

“Don’t worry little guys. You’re safe with me.”